Join the Fun: Help Us Kick Off The Weekly with Your Own Intro!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Low… you know the rest.

That’s how we’ve started many episodes of the show we now call The Weekly.

It’s something I started saying to kick things off. Then Producer Barry (aka BJ Jezbera, aka the dude whose name gets us a few organic searches from guys looking up some NSFW mañoso “Emo” stuff) picked it up—and, well, the magic faded.

Things change. They evolve. So, we’re here, and we’re looking for a new show intro.

If you’re an Emo Brown Social Club member, this is your chance to leave your mark. We’re opening up the floor for new intro ideas—send us your best takes, whether it’s a video, voice memo, or a wild idea for how we should kick things off each episode.

You know the vibe. Keep it fresh, keep it loud, keep it unapologetically Emo Brown.

Slide into the DMs, drop a file, or hit us up in the comments. Let’s hear what you got.

Who knows? The next time you press play, it might be your voice setting the tone for The Weekly.

Let’s make it happen.